The coffee ship

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While I was in seminary, I worked on a ship at the convergence of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers. It was a different kind of ship than you might be thinking, though. You probably have in mind that I was on a tug boat. Or a transport/cargo ship. Or maybe even a swashbuckling pirate ship.

But it was something different entirely.

It was a coffee ship.

We’d serve lattes to the most hardened, time-weathered ship captains around. As they boarded our ship after a long trip down the mighty Mississippi, we afforded them luxuries most ships didn’t.

A warm toffee nut latte on a cold February morning.

A shot of our strongest espresso on a lonely, nap-inducing, rainy Sunday afternoon.

An iced caramel mocha on one of those oppressingly hot summer evenings.

A steaming hot cup of the blackest, foulest, most bitter cup of black coffee money could buy.

Midshipmen would gather around the bar and sing the songs of the sea, sloshing their caffeinated beverages to the rhythm of their off-key voices.

Others would wearily wander to the front of the ship, taking in the city scape as the caffeine coursed through their tired veins, giving them energy they hadn’t felt in days. Warming them deep inside their souls. Preparing their hearts and their legs to continue their trek onwards to the next port more than 400 miles further downstream.

It was the stories that made the job interesting. Hearing men tell tales of late-night storms that nearly wrecked their ship. Of having to make up time before their next destination. Of having to force men to walk the plank after stealing from the captain himself.

Or it was just a mis-type that was overlooked by the publishers in my “final” manuscript (here’s a little info on the bonus section). A mis-type that was in the first paragraph of chapter 1.

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Good thing we read over it one more time.

 

Christ follower, husband, father, writer, small groups pastor at Saddleback Community Church. Communications director for the Small Group Network.

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  • JasonDyba

    Hahahaha. That is awesome. This whole post is amazing.

    • http://www.benreed.net Ben Reed

      Ha! Glad someone did. :)

      Thanks Jason!

  • http://ThatGuyKC.com/ ThatGuyKC

    Awesome. Is it bad that now I’m kind of disappointed you didn’t work on a coffee ship?

    • http://www.benreed.net Ben Reed

      Haha…no. In fact, maybe we can start one together?

      • http://ThatGuyKC.com/ ThatGuyKC

        That would awesome. The Columbia River is a great place to start.

        • http://www.benreed.net Ben Reed

          Think bigger. The Amazon River should give us ready access to coffee. Right?